I want to be cryogenically frozen holding my best Amelie smile And with one of my hands held out two inches in front of my face So I can stare at the sparkling lines for eternity, or possibly just for a little while I’m stationary. On my butt. But my hair is windswept like I’m in a fast car. When I am mobile I am a thermal catastrophe By the time I feel the radiator it’s already too late My fingers have fallen off Rolled across the floor like chef boyardee They follow me home And find a way into my pantry I mistake them for veggie dogs Chop them into slices That’s how I eat them with beans